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Fridays Shoegasm, a 55 and Fawk You Friday

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    Another dreich day in Johannesburg.

    So lets cheer ourselves up by seeking out some awesome heels.  Oh yeah, it was between that and chocolate today and chocolate is a no-go.

    Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of funky stilettos.   

    $324.99 from L.A.M.B.

    Baby Phat Casidy Heel $34.99
    
    I don't usually post flats but these caught my eye.  They look so natural and rustic.  Like you could roll 'em up and smoke 'em.    Apple Bottoms by Nelly $34.99
    LoriBlu Jeweled Blue Satin Sandal $550
    
    R315 on Bid or Buy


    This graphic artist, Taylor Reeve, hand paints her pop art on all sorts of different canvases.  Here she's painted on the soles of a pair of funky stilettos.  What a brilliant idea!
    
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    Its Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and find expression for all those bottled up feelings of anger and frustration towards anyone and everything that pissed on yer battery this week.


    • Fuck you to the hackit school teacher that did not allow my Megan to go to the bathroom when she asked politely.  Poor sweet Megan tried to hold it in but eventually wet herself. All because of some teacher on a fucking Power Trip.  I'll take that Bitch down!  I wrote a strongly-worded letter the principal yesterday and I better have some feedback soon!
    • Fuck you to the wet winter weather that is'nae good for our leaky roof.  The other night it poured down our walls.  Rain! Rain! Go Away, ye manky bastid - Och just Fuck Off!
    • Fuck you to the thumb tack I sat on yesterday in my office.  Ah'mno sure if some Bawheed executed a practical joke on me and placed it on my chair, or if it just fell off my pin-board on to my chair.  Well, the all-embracing cynic in me is I going with shithead playing a practical joke.  I will find out who you are - I will seek revenge.


      I'm taking part in Flash Fiction Friday 55.  You need to give G-Man and visit and tell a story in 55 words.  I haven't done it in a while but I had some inspiration this week.



      You gave me a fright in the supermarket isle.  I was distracted by shopping when you surprised me with your visit.  I kissed you and beamed.  It was indeed lovely that you popped in just because you could.  It’s the little things that make my day.  It’s the little things that make my heart glad.


    "I'm wearing Scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

    Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to Caption my Freaky Photo and win so click on the link and go leave a comment, if you haven't already...

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Friday's Shoegasm Shizzle and Fawk You Friday about Parenting

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    Link up, Lassies for Friday's Shoegasm.  Come on all you HeelFreaks reveal all yer favorite bed hooker heels.  Take my button, post it on your blog and do a post of your favourite heels.  Every lass needs at least ONE pair of awesome 5½ inch heels.


    Christian Louboutin Pigalle pumps $540


    Iron Fist GPB49.99 from Scorpio Shoes
    Funky Retro Boots Amazon
    $126 Gucci Red Boots

    Gucci heels from Bombay Harbour



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    Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday. 

    Loads of posts are popping up about Blogger and how they suck because of their recent down-time.  

    Yes, obviously their "routine maintenance" went horribly wrong and we didn't have access for a while.  But Plonkers, this is the first time in the three fucking years that Blogger has been "unavailable". 

    Quit bitching about it not being available for ONE FUCKING DAY, instead, send them a thank you that they've been up and running with no glitchs for the last three years!

    My Fuck you this week goes to Parenting!  


    As a mother of two wee ones, I’m occasionally frustrated and yet amazed by them.

    Last night was no different - I could've easily strangled one of my offspring and sold the other one for beer money.

    Take this as an example:

    We have an argument with our partner, go to sleep upset or pissed off with each other and in the morning those feelings are still lingering, possibly a little diluted, but those feelings are still there. We mope and pout, grumble and fret. However, with children, we could carry on like a woman possessed (which I have been known to accomplish from time-to-time) and all seems to be forgiven and forgotten in the morning.

    We can learn lessons from our children.

    The next morning our children breeze into your bedroom with cheerful good morning wishes and beaming smiles and immediately you get a clean slate, a fresh start, a chance to redeem yourself and restore your level-headedness as a respectable and worthy parent.

    Don’t get me wrong I never take this instant forgiveness for granted because after the dramatic performances of shouting, begging, screaming and nagging, The Guilt sets in. I write The Guilt in capital letters and italics because most parents will know The Guilt is obscenely ruthless. For parents it is a brutal aura that loiters around for ages and creeps in quietly and pokes at the wound catching you off guard.

    Oh the remorse!

    Seeing your children with fear in their eyes because you have snapped their heads off is harsh. Often, the shame and self-reproach is unbearable.

    We feel guilty for reprimanding, we feel guilty for punishing, we feel guilty for teaching them a lesson, we feel guilty for scolding when all we want them to do is listen to us and trust that we’re doing it for their benefit in the long run. We’re not doing it to be mean or bitter or malicious. We are parenting.

    However, children are Master Manipulators. They spot The Guilt immediately and they exploit it. Oh, they can smell The Guilt a mile away. Those big, wide puppy dog eyes and quivering lips are flawless examples of their guileful skill. Our children push the right buttons at the right time and operate us like the puzzles they built with expert proficiency. Don’t let them fool you! Don’t fall for their lures and charms. Their ability to twist and contort your practical and logical thoughts is remarkable.

    We can learn lessons from our children.

    We all have different parenting styles but most parents agree that no matter what method you use, our little ones will study your methods as quickly as you implement them. We have to keep one step ahead of them with new tactics and new strategies. Campaigns need to be rehashed as soon as they decipher our plan.

    We need to think like the military. Be armed, stand ready and shoot from the hip. Always have the mission in mind and know when to advance and retreat. Do not question orders and if need be, recruit reinforcements to substitute when you are ready to loose control. Get an edge on life. Less Flower Power and more fire power.

    I envy kangaroos. The baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch and starts to grow. I’d have another baby if it would mature in my handbag.

    I love my girls but some days I’d trade one of them for a case of fine wine, oh fuck that fine wine, cheap plonk wine and hard drugs will do just fine!

     Do your kids also drive you to drink?
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Fawk You Friday and Shoegasm

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    Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  Go link up and bitch, whine and moan as much as you want.

    This week's Fuck You's:

     Fuck you to my car boot that bashed and pummeled my index and middle finger.  I was outside of Megan's school when it happened so I couldn't shout my usual colourful four-letter words.  I did sneer and nearly cry and the word FUCKER! was on the tip on my tongue..

    Fuck You to the Holiday Club people that took up two hours of our time last night with promises of a free holiday, while they blabbed on about cruises we'll never be able to take, Bali Beaches and how beautiful Italy is.  Will I ever fekkin' learn?

    Fuck you my favourite orbitrek machine at gym that has started squeaking.  I like to be tucked away in the corner when I train because it makes me feel invisible and safe.  Yesterday my corner machine started squeaking and because I had Jack White jamming in my ears on my iPod, I didn't hear.  I wondered why everyone was staring at me. 


    Fuck You to this idea of organising an South African Blogger Conference that is keeping me awake at night thinking of ideas and angels...I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew...











     Enjoy this week's retro-style 
    Friday's Shoegasm.  Go and link up at Peace Love Appelsauce.

    Hot Corset-inspired boots $64.00 at Plasticland
    
    L.A.M.B $299.99
    Retro Victorian Spat Boots $60 at Plasticland

    $59.99 at Plasticland

    159 Euro at Euro Heels

    Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers!  
    Sorry, no Flash Fiction 55 today. 
    I'm off to a fancy dress "P" party on Saturday night.


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I've been wanted these for YONKS! I finally got not only ONE pair but TWO!!!

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    I finally found a store that stocks my beloved Iron Fist Heels and guess what?  When I went in their today expecting to find nothing, they had NEW stock! 

    I was like a wee lassie in a candy store.  I didn't know which ones to pick!  The ones I REALLY wanted did not have my size and I was pretty bummed about that.  

    However, I decided on these two rockin' pairs.  I could only afford one but My Boerewors said he'd buy the other pair.  How special is he????!!!

    Here are my new babies...

    Samhain Red Wedge

    Roses Are Deader Woodlook Platform
    
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Freaker Sneaker? Nike High Heels

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