Freaky Friday, a 55 and Booty Bouncers

Join G-Man and hundreds of other bloggers playing Flash Fiction Friday 55. Try writing a complete story in only 55 words…

Count blessings instead of your crosses;

Count gains not your losses.

Count joys instead of woes;

Count friends not your foes.

Count smiles instead of tears;

Count courage not your fears.

Count full years instead of your lean;

Count kind deeds not your mean.

Count health instead of wealth;

Count on God instead of yourself.

And now that I've counted my blessing....

I'm going to vent with Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies

Fuck you to the organisers of our Year End Function. They treated us like fucking mushrooms by keeping us in the dark and feeding us shit. They've now gone a put a spanner in the works and switched up the teams. Now we've gotta start planning all over again. We always have Plan B..
Fuck You to the national air lines who have hiked their prices way beyond my budget to more than double their normal prices for December. Now I can't afford to go see my mummy for Christmas with my girls. Fuck that for a sorry story...

Theme : Gross Me Out!

Is this bloke for real?

Mankinis leave NOTHING to the imagination

Is this Skank Ass Ho for real?

I killed myself laughing at her "supposed" sexy booty bouncing

while the fucking cat just sits there, stretches and snoozes.

Hysterical.

There is a whole following of these Booty Bouncers on You Tube.

Have a kick ass Weekend, Freaks!

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